Thứ Ba, 6 tháng 2, 2007

My pirate name!



My pirate name is:


Dread Pirate Read



Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

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Thứ Ba, 30 tháng 1, 2007

Long time

Hey! Long time no post! :p
The new year has gone pretty nice so far.. :)

I recently got my corsa posted in a Street Car magazine! www.gatebil.no <-- but they have no actual reports from the magazine on their website, so you`ll have to buy the magazine in the shops! No 02 - 2007, page 26! It`s kinda cool! And it helps keep the pressure on me so I can get this thing done by the summer! I hope I will make it! Other than that I hope to accomplish a few other things this year.. I`ll keep you posted as the pieces come together.. *grin* I recently took a personality test which I think fit pretty good... Try it out if you like it!


ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.
Free Jung Personality Test (similar to Myers-Briggs/MBTI)

ENTP

risk taker, easy going, outgoing, social, open, rule breaker, thrill seeker, life of the party, comfortable in unfamiliar situations, appreciates strangeness, disorganized, adventurous, talented at presentation, aggressive, attention seeking, experience junky, insensitive, adaptable, not easily offended, messy, carefree, dangerous, fearless, careless, emotionally stable, spontaneous, improviser, always joking, player, wild and crazy, dominant, acts without thinking, not into organized religion, pro-weed legalization

favored careers:

dictator, computer consultant, international spy, tv producer, philosopher, comedian, music performer, it consultant, figher pilot, politician, diplomat, entertainer, game designer, bar owner, freelance writer, creative director, strategist, news anchor, professional skateboarder, airline pilot, comic book artist, college professor, private detective, mechanical engineer, lecturer, ambassador, astronomer, research scientist, judge, web developer, scholar, fbi agent, cia agent, electrical engineer, assassin

disfavored careers:

personal assistant, wedding planner, travel agent, secretary, interior decorator, clerical employee, government employee, social worker, pre school teacher, copy editor, child care worker, hospitality worker, occupational therapist, home maker

Thứ Tư, 13 tháng 12, 2006

The Perfect Partner?




I recently had a nice chat with a friend of mine online, she recently got single, and suddenly it appeared to both of us that it`s friggin impossible to find THE ONE, The Perfect, The BEST boyfriend/girlfriend..
There are just to many things that we demanded...
Are we just being to picky, or do we actually have some good points?

You decide!


The Perfect Partner Should:


* Be able to pay it`s own bills
* Fall into our laps!
* Time your fights.. It`s not always the best time to start fights, talk about relationship problems, or in any way, just bitch about things just before something important is about to happen.. like Christmas, Exams, big parties, or while on vacation/travelling.. There`s a time and a place for everything, just enjoy the moment!
* Be honest!
* Take care of your partner.. It`s the little things that count!
* Give us presents.. Often! We`d much more like a lot of small presents all the time, instead of bigger presents not so often!
* Take us places! Use your imagination! It does`nt have to be the other side of the world.. It could just be a piknic on the park lawn!
* Understand that even though you`re a couple, you can still have your own ideas, thoughts, and meanings!
* Understand that people can be different, and are interested in other stuff than you.. Encourage them to keep up with what they like instead of looking down on what they think is interesting! People ARE different!
* Have some self irony!
* Have a great humor! You can never go wrong with Irony! :)
* Tell us if something is wrong, and tell us when it is`nt as well! If you`re having a good time with the person you care about.. Tell them!
* Take care of your looks, even though you found your partner.. They still like to see you looking great!
* Don`t be jealoux! If you love us, TRUST us! Take a chance that maybe we are`nt as bad as your exes..
* Tell us you care for us as often as possible.. Why would anyone go tired of people telling them how much someone cares for them?
* Cuddle... Alot! As much as possible, but don`t rape us while everybody`s looking..
Discrete is also a good thing.. There`s a time and a place for everything.. :P
* Love us! Unconditionally!


If you have any more things I should put on my list, or if you`re not happy with the stuff here... Please tell me!
Always nice to hear other peoples meanings!

Thứ Năm, 23 tháng 11, 2006

My project has been moved to http://pimpmycorsa.blogspot.com

This post has been moved to http://pimpmycorsa.blogspot.com

Check out that page for the newest updates!



I have recently been very busy, selling my apartment and all, but now I`m in a new flat, with a garage, so i can finally get to work on my project!

I have a Opel (vauxhall) Corsa 1994 1.4glsi which I have big plans for.. I have to put my money in something, and why not make a beautiful car? :)

As you can see it`s in Ok shape, but the engine will have to be changed, because I drove with it about 700Km without any oil.. :( So, bye, bye engine! ;(
I just started taking it apart, and it`s a lot of work!


So far I`ve removed headlights, rear lights, rear seats, rear spoiler, front spoiler, glove box, and will be continuing with this until it is ribbed of most of the original parts..

My plan is to get this ugly duckling to look something like this..
These are just some photoshopped images, so don`t be a hater.. :p



And here is the bodykit I want on it.. It will be different, because I have a 5 door, not a 3 door as on the picture.. Am hoping to also add Lambo doors in front, and suicide doors in the back.. Could be a crazy combo!


As you probably guessed, I`m going for a white paintjob, with a black stripe going from the hood, on the roof, beams and rear door.

Give me comments, if you have any great ideas, or maybe would like to sponsor me! :)
My mail is available, if you ask for it! :)


Look on http://pimpmycorsa.blogspot.com for more updated pictures!
Contact me if you have questions or comments!

Thứ Năm, 7 tháng 9, 2006

It is done!

I have taken the first steps towards a different life!

After a mind altering decision of some sorts.. (not sure what really happened)maybe an overdose of Norway..
This country really gets to me sometimes.. It`s so annoying how this country is controlled in almost every aspect regarding laws, regulations and taxes, but when it comes to the small things in life, the little things that mean so much to people..

Just to clarify my ranting here.. I need to get this out.. Just so i can point to my blog and say "I TOLD YOU SO!" when things start to get heated and people start freaking out...

The things I don`t like about Norway:

Our entire nation is forced to learn 2 "languages" The main language, which everybody speaks,"Norwegian Bokmaal", and an old form of Norwegian dating waaay back.. Which is ironically enough called "New Norwegian"
They are both very similar, but vary in pronounciation, almost like talking like in the middleages.. aaaaanyway..

The annoying thing about this is that you don`t NEED to know this New Norwegian.. it`s only there because a small minority of Norway uses it in everyday speak and writing.. The rest of us still understand what they mean when they talk/write to us..
But if you on the other hand haven`t learned this in school, you cant complete any other education.. You HAVE to learn this to be able to get any other real education, and the chances of you having to use this language are as close to nothing as possible..

So why the hell do they spend hours and hours, and propably millions on trying to learn us this? Why don`t they make it a volunteer subject... for those specially interested? And maybe learn people a different language.. like French, Spanish, or any other fun language?

Now thats a good question! :)

Next subject I`m annoyed with is the gasoline prices, car taxes, and terrible roads we have here..

We are one of the richest countries in the world, we produce oil as if it were water, we have billions of kroner in a special Oil Fund, in case we ever run out of Oil, which is supposedly the people of Norway`s money... and still we have incredible gas prices, where the state takes 60-70% of the total price in taxes.. the rest is what the gas stations earn.. It`s ridiculus!

Car taxes is a different thing.. In no other country do you find cars as expensive as here.. People are actually dying as we speak because of politicians refusing to lower the taxes.. Young families with a low income can`t afford a safe, new car wich could propably save their lives in case of a crash.. So they have to buy an older, unsafe and in most cases, out of shape car.. And I find it incredible that the government is so greedy that they will not lower ANY tax they have.. On the contrary.. They want MORE!

Every year, each car owner pays a "Road Fee" which is about 2500,- kr (increasing every year) money who is supposedly meant for building and maintaining roads, highways and such.. But this money is not used solely for this.. it is also spent on health, politics, city planning and other stuff.. And the roads.. well.. they are either neglected, ignored or have to be paid for by the cities who have to use it.. And that means toll booths.. and MORE money we have to use who are driving..
It seems Norway is trying to make it so expensive to drive that we rather have to walk or take the bus.. Which is kinda ironic in a country with great distances to EVERYTHING!

Yeah.. and the roads here suck bigtime.. More and more people die every year, because nothing is ever modernized.. where we would need 2-3 lanes on each side of the road, there are only 1.. And the roads are in some areas almost like death traps.. You never know what will happen around the next turn.. And believe me.. I experienced this first hand! So why not modernize them? We have the money.. We have the manpower.. But noooo.. It will not happen.. Norway is frozen in time, and it`s not willing to follow it`s people into the future..

And since I`m ranting here.. why not mention alcohol politics..
If you ever visit Norway as a tourist.. BRING YOUR OWN BOOZE! But remember.. as opposed to Denmark, who can visit Germany with a truck, fill it up with cheap beer and then drive back to Denmark again with this.. It`s not legal to bring with you more than 1L of "hard" alcohol.. (above 22%) and 2L below.. (about 1 sixpack) So if you see cheap beer on the taxfree.. remember our brutal laws.. :(
The prices in Norway are hilarious.. For a glass of beer 0,4 you pay an average of 55kr.. (about 8-9 bucks)And ofcourse.. most of this price is going straight into the pocket of "The Man"

Enough ranting.. The thing I really wanted to tell you was this:

I just got an offering on my apartment.. I bought it 2 years ago, for 750 000 kr and have been refurbishing it, installing a new kitchen, fixing the bedrooms and living rooms.. But it still needs quite a bit of work..
But right now, its crazy in the propertymarket.. People are paying through the nose to get a nice flat.. So i thought about selling before the bubble bursts, and people see that it`s gonna go downhill from here..

I got an offer : 1.140 000 which gives me a good 390 000,- kr in profit.. just for a little work and living there 2 years.. It`s brilliant! And it fits my plans of leaving for Spain perfectly.. I now have some spending money!:) I will travel, see the world, and learn Spanish.. And if I like it there, I will get myself a job, and maybe settle down for good.. Because even though Spain is a "poorer" country, it wants to keep up to date with its people.. It gives something back to the people..

At least that is what I hope.. :)

And since I`m an eternal optimist.. that is what it WILL be!

Chủ Nhật, 13 tháng 8, 2006

What to do.. What to do...

I have now reached my limits!

The last few weeks I have realized I am not supposed to be in this town anymore..
I feel like I am going insane here! It`s always the same things over and over..
We go out to the same places when it`s weekends, every summer we wait for the local music festival Quart festival to start.. Beetween that and the weather, it`s the main reason people still want to live in Kristiansand.

It`s bearable to live here 2-3 months of the year.. then the rest is either boring autumn, sloppy winter or rainy spring.. :(

Why doesn`t people think differently? Try new ways, and not just go with the flow?

I want to move... I want to sell my apartment, get my profits, pay all outstanding bills, and just leave the country!

I want to go to language classes in Spain, enjoy the good life.. Find myself an easy job.. And maybe start writing something.. Who know what will happen next? And WHO NEEDS to know? Why not just enjoy life as it is, and not worry about the future..

Why not? The worst thing that could happen is that I wount be enjoying myself as much as I thought, and just head back to Norway.. Get a job, and go back to being boring old Daniel..

And then theres the question about women..
These crazy beings from the planet Venus.. Reaking havoc among Men.. Making their decisions tremble and smolder apart.. Where do their part come in all of this?
Have I already been affected, you ask? Well.. Thats for me to find out, and for you not to know.. :p

All I hope is that life will be sweet! And that it will be enjoyable..

Is that to much to ask?


-D-

Thứ Ba, 8 tháng 8, 2006



My pirate name is:


Mad Davy Kidd



Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

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